May 2013
vriskezi:
emissary-of-wind:
vriskezi:
the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
*baguette
“Nobody can save you but yourself — And you’re worth saving. It’s a war not...”
– Charles Bukowski (via colinfirth)
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
Watchgymleaderfrank:
I hid in my mom’s restroom to scare her.
kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
ballerinahomicide:
trapghoul:
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
amporasses:
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
“Scared isn’t a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used.”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via justanotherquoteblog)
creduli:
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite, not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to...
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
jaclcfrost:
wearing your favorite outfit
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
