March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a hair in his mouth that he can’t get out and it bothers him all day.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to save his Word document periodically and his computer crashes.
Watchfirethorn:
jakerzzzz:
owlmylove:
biancavirina:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
ALWAYS REBLOG MUSICAL SQUARES
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET
I think I have an app like this :o
oh my god I could spend hours doing this
Music to my ears
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets stranded in a foreign country without any money or his passport and sends out an email to all his friends that he’s stranded, but they don’t send him anything because they just got a memo about that scam last week.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the movies and sits next to someone who has an endless variety of crunchy snacks in loud, crinkly wrappers.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s wife back seat drives and always yells “WATCH OUT!”
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is running late for work and waiting on his only clean clothes to dry then checks the dryer and finds that his clothes are still wet.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sends an innocent text message to his mother and autocorrect makes it say something racy.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to take a drink and hits his front teeth with the glass.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is playing jenga with his friends and he touches a piece that looks like it will be easy to remove but it isn’t but since he touched it he has to take it out and the tower falls over and he loses the game and everyone gets mad because they had this tower going for a really long time
nerdygirlintheback asked: Yes I loved the Hunger Games! I've let Catching Fire down for a long time cause I got caught up in another series, and I've partially just left it there. But I do plan on picking up where I left off soon.
February 2012
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
blackguyandrew:
the-vashta-nerada:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
nerdygirlintheback asked: Oh wow. I know plenty of nerdfighters irl. I haven't finished reading hunger games, I'm on Catching Fire. She should definitely read it
nerdygirlintheback asked: I think so too. I don't know how he can keep topping himself off. It truly is an amazing book and it will no doubt be a classic. Tho, I know people from my school who were not very impressed and refer to it as "good". I strongly disagree, it's fantastic.
When someone you don't like touches you
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